Post-disclaimer

A graphic artist makes a digital image and shows it online.
The image has rich colours and high contrast.
You see the image.
You stare at it for long enough to satisfy you.
Then your eyes move down.
And you see that below the image the author has written something.
The author says "I am aware that many people complain about this picture hurting their eyes. Maybe it is because of the combination of colours that I used, but I don't really know the cause.
However, I will not be held responsible for any negative effects that the picture might have on you. If you look at the picture then you are agreeing with this."

Trying to access your electronic mail box account

Trying to access your electronic mail box account, you find that your password is rejected.
You indicate that you have forgotten your password.
A message appears, saying that "your information will be sent to your box. Please check your account in a few moments."
Good luck.

 Did you touch my daughter ?

One day two white-skinned men met on the road. One of them looked angrily at the other, and said : "Did you touch my daughter ?"
"Yes," replied the other , with no fear.
The first man glared at the second in shocked silence, then said : "Why ?"
Replied the second man: "She did not do her homework so I spanked her."
"Who are you?" snarled the father.
"I am her school teacher ." said the second.