The Mad Computer - Part 5.
In a church in Douala,
Cameroon, a pastor was preaching.
He held a electronic tablet in
his hand, reading his Bible from there.
Little did he know that soon
his tablet would be giving him “divine” commands.
The pastor’s name was Itisme.
So he was preaching about the
power of faith to do miracles, in the book of Mark chapter 9 verse 23.
“In fact,” said he. ”I should
be able to command this tablet in my hand to shout ‘Halleluya!’ and it should
obey. ”
“Halleluya!” shouted a loud
voice suddenly.
The pastor looked at his
tablet!
People were surprised.
But it was a person who had
shouted, so the mystery was quickly solved.
The pastor continued preaching.
As he did it, he noticed that a
text appeared on the screen. He touched the screen to go back to the Bible
page, but the text message came back and covered the screen.
“Excuse me,” he said to the
people. “This thing has a small problem.”
He looked at the message, which
said:
“Pastor, stop fooling people.”
“You are a good person, but you
care too much what others think about you.”
“You are still a single man
because you are afraid of being romantic.”
“You fear that romance will be
seen as sinful so you pretend to have no attraction for women.”
“But in your heart you believe
romance is not a bad thing.”
“You only fear showing your
true self to other people.”
“Effectively making you a
righteous hypocrite.”
The message appeared as a list
of sentences.
The pastor read it.
People looked at him
wonderingly, not knowing why he was staring at the tablet.
When he had read all and
thought about it a bit, the message changed to this:
“For example, that girl sitting
on the bench near the left wall.”
The pastor looked in that
direction and saw a young woman he recognized: A dark-skinned girl with a
chubby body, a girl who looked nice without make-up, a girl who looked kind and
friendly, but whom he had never spoken to directly.
She was the pastor’s ideal type of woman. (The
pastor was not married.)
“You are attracted to her.” It
was true.
“But you are afraid: what will
people say if I tell this woman I like her?”
“So you pretend not to see her,
and you avoid looking in her direction.”
The message said:
“Do you want to play Street Fighter X Mega Man? Press here to
download it.”
“No, don’t press. Sorry. The
game is not supported on this platform. I will force the company to port it.”
“Pastor, do not let yourself be
limited by what others say about you.”
“People will not make your
choices for you.”
“And if you marry someone you
don’t like because of what you want others to say, your marriage is
quasi-destined to fail!”
“You should surround yourself
with people that you can be yourself with.”
“People who don’t understand
you can only bring misunderstandings later.”
“Your fear and hypocrisy are
stressing your life. Get free of them.”
“Pastor, take your courage… and
tell that girl you like her.”
“Do not say GOD told you to
talk to her. It is cowardice.”
“Say what is in your heart. Be
brave.”
“God will not drop a woman on
you from the sky. Use the chance that is given to you.”
“Good success, Pastor Itisme.”
“My name is ELLY.”
“Continue what you were doing.”
The original page appeared
again.
Pastor blinked several times,
looking at the screen.
An attendant came to him and
said quietly: “Pastor, is there a problem?”
“No, no,” he said, trying to
look normal.
He regained his confidence enough to try
resuming the sermon, although initially he did not remember what it was!
After that embarrassing event,
he searched his tablet thoroughly to understand how that message came to him.
But he failed.
However, he saw a new software application
residing in his tablet device.
It was called an “ELLY Widget”.
Unknown to him, ELLY had
installed it there so that she could continue to watch him, and to know if he
would follow her advice.
Her goal was really to help
him.
(Continue to The Mad Computer - Part 6.)